Are These People Coughing or Sucking Invisible...

Stock images are the best, not because they offer royalty-free photos, but because they allow you to misinterpret what's happening into something like this collection of people, who are meant to be coughing but look like they're sucking invisible penises.

Every single one of these 36 images fit that description to a T. If you can explain away any of the abstract weirdness exhibited in this gallery then you're a better man than me.

There's always time in your day for chicas, especially when they all look like these babes, look at them all kissing each other & being silly, aren't they just adorable? Time to get a serious drool on!

Do you remember when you were a kid & used to play in the schoolyard & girls would do things... well, for girls only!? Now we have grown up and found them 'interesting' it seems that sometimes those rulez still apply.

There is definitely some interesting spots here that I would love to visit. Especially driving down into the water would be awesome!

These cosplayers are mos def doing it right, from sexy femme costumes to just plain badass outfits that look just like the characters they're based on. These people are full of win.

He will never be able to get rid of the little kid/Harry Potter image however hard he tries. In the later pictures when he is trying to look tough/sexy/thoughtful he looks like a biggest weiner on the planet. unlucky kid.

Another gargantuan dump freshly squeezed from our internet orifice and flung directly into your eyes through via your LCD monitor. If you enjoy random images with a LOL level of over 9000, look no further.

Maybe it's the padding, maybe it's the anonimity, there's something about being in a massive furry suit that makes you think you can get away with anything.

It never fails that there's always someone sitting there waiting with a camera every time someone gets drunk and fails miserably - luckily for us!

With the right camera, a badass lens and some serious photography skills you can almost make golf look exciting. Impressive stuff. Apply that to a genuinely exciting sport and the pics are trouser moisteningly good.