I Have No Idea...

Pets are good at certain things, like licking their crotches, shedding on your clothes and getting under your feet before you manage to reach the lightswitch, but ask then to fix your car and they're utterly useless.

If you want a tattoo that will entertain and amuse your friends, why not get a join the dots tattoo? Other interactive tattoos include; Tic Tac Toe, word-search and dartboard. None of which are recommended.

Maria Zarring is a model from Moscow who became noted for having extremely large natural assets. This very curvy woman enjoys having shoots in tight dresses and here are some of her winning moves - 'Chest-mate'.

So you took the time out to create movie posters using Lego characters. Who's going to be the true hero and actually remake the entire movies with Legos now?

It's one of the most pleasurable pastimes on the whole planet, it's free, you can do it as many times as you want (with the victim's consent) and it will always leave you with an enormous......smile :)

It's what you get when you combine college girls full of hormones, no parents and LOTS of alchohol. This is one very good reason why you should study hard to get a university education gentlemen - Let's PARTY!!!

What the hell would we do at Christmas if chicks weren't invented, can you imagine? Without mammaries of mass distraction man would probably have time to invent clean energy or annihilate each other, just for kicks!

Lets face it,, if you can find a girl who is willing to sit through all 6 episodes of Star Wars and then dress as one of the characters you are in with a very good chance of penetrating her hidden rebel base!

Get ready for some self-inflicted portrait pretties, brought to you by both the joys of the digital camera & the sharing of information rapidly over the internets! In later life they may regret these pics being all over the web but, meh, who cares!

It's time to surrender to the best camera angle known to man or beast (or perv) - We've got big underbewbs, small underbewb, sidebewb, fullbewb & some peanut-tastic pretties that will leave you drooling :)

They chew your furniture,attract dirt like they are magnetized, eat anything and throw up what doesn't get digested and hump the leg of the person who will be the most offended. But. We love them more than words can say.