I'd Vote For Them!

You'd think with names like these, they shouldn't have even thought about going into politics. But despite being totally ludicrous, the public will probably vote for them just for a laugh. It worked for Boris Johnson.

Prepare to witness some seriously hardcore work safety code violations that will get you reaching for a hardhat and staring in wonder at the genius that went into thinking that this was a safe way to perform a task. Epic.

Just remember, you will never give less of a f#ck than when you are a child. Kids are like little rock-stars who don't need drugs and alcohol when they trash the place and defecate on themselves, it's just who they are - Be afraid.

It just looks like a hive of scum and villainy or like something out of a Judge Dredd comic, but this city is actually for really realz. Densely populated and largely ungoverned, it is truly unique.

Girls making out with other girls is a beautiful thing to behold. Especially if they're cute. The only thing that makes it better is someone standing behind them and pulling a face. Luckily this scenario is played out regularly in bars all over the world.

A collection of girls doing weird things. Every single image will make you be all like "Wow, she's hawt, but why is she wearing a panda suit and trying to deep throat a stack of plastic cups" - Yup, the opposite sex are pretty weird.

As my dad used to say, "let sleeping girls lie", or was that dogs, who cares! There's something mesmerizing watching a cutie cuddle up & close her eyes - I LOVE the total vulnerability of a chick when she is fast asleep.

Partying is fine but unless you're partying hard there's really no point. It's like they always say: If you're not absolutely bombed then you might as well not exist. Everyone here knows that & follows that mantra to the letter.

The difference between Scene & Emo? We're not too sure & don't really care - As long as they're hawt we can overlook their dubious taste in music & enormous persecution complex !

Last month, Top Gear magazine put together a truly unprecedented selection of performance cars on the world's best driving road: Italy's Stelvio Pass. Altogether, a combined value of £3,718,090 & 6,071bhp. (www.TopGear.com)

Get ready for a collection of America-mocking image macros. If you're a humorless Amerifag then you'd better look away now as you're about to be characterized as fat and stupid by some LOL-inspiring imagery.